Sunday, October 11, 2009

it WAS a free world - for 2 weeks

I am NOT a very happy chappy at the moment (notice what I did there with the bold as well as the capital letters? did you? did you?)... why?? isn't the world great? you may ask, but then again that would probably be the last thing you do because I would probably... lets not go there ok?

5 reasons why i am not happy (and trust me I am usually a very happy person)

1. Someone stole my rabbit and I really want him back, so to the _____ that took him i will....(fill in the blanks) you.

2. School has started again meaning my two weeks of freedom are gone =[

3. Brigands M.C is still not out yet at the library

4. um...

5. i got nothing

well now you see why life sucks right? what I don't have enough reasons? well Lightning being bunnynapped counts as 1, 2 AND 3.

Anyway here is a really funny thingy magigy i can't quite remember at the moment...it might pop up soon, any way it's from blogging new moon:

Prediction: Before leaving Volterra, Bella steals Aro's iPod. But she is caught. Her punishment is that, at some point in the future, she must apologize. Edward doesn't like the sound of this deal. He thinks about it for 45 minutes before deciding they should refuse the offer and die for their crimes.

ARO: Hey, is Bella home?
CHARLIE: No.
ARO: Very well. [To the other Volturi] Let's go back to Italy. Our work here is done.
MARCUS: Wait! I'm…sensing…something. Brad Pitt still has feelings for Jennifer Aniston!
ARO: [sigh] I'm not sitting with you on the flight back.

That is all by Dan Bergstein by the way, AND i remembered what it was called !!! an extract !!! aha!!

Anyway moving on, guess what i got on my maths test !!! an E (along with half the class but who cares!) that is one thing from my previous failiure list that was actually alright !

I read this book in the holidays called 'The Lab' by Jack Heath, it's a really good book, you guys should read it, but then again it was one of the only books I read in the holidays ! most of my day consisted of something like this:

11:30 wake up
12:00 maybe breakfast or brunch or something
13:00 just kidding 1:00 ish farmville, youtube, bebo, etc.
5:00 let Lightning out (until some _____ took him)
6:00 idk it depends

but now I already have HOMEWORK there, i said it.... homework *shudder*

i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework i love homework

maybe if I keep saying that, it will all go away, you know disappear, essays and all *poof* wait no I got a better one


wait for it

wait for it


BAM and the work is gone !!!

haha I WISH

a world without homework is a better place

hmmm.... that gives me an idea for a random thought of the day/ minute !!!

we should have school every other day, so we have school monday but get tuesday off, and then go to school on wednesday but get friday off... that way, we get an education AND be able to have less (wait I need a code word for that in case the teachers read this...how about more school means less school? yeah that works) i mean more school *wink*wink*

ok so i have two very important quotes,

one of which I have forgotten already

so let me rephrase,

I have one important quote for you

" Year 1 is the most disturbing film ever- end of story!" - Spiffy

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Mars

so after 4 days (or so; can't be bothered checking) I have finally managed to find enough time to post because...

it's the

wait for it

wait for it

THE HOLIDAYS !!

Yeah see I made it nice and bold, because it's like chocolate cake in the middle of lots of broccoli...

Broccoli is a FLOWER, although it's about as pretty as it tastes good. that question (is broccoli a flower) popped up in our science test and i was really happy because It felt good knowing that there was something I could do!

Holidays...freedom, getting up at 10:00 although my computer says it's 9:00, no homework except RE and noone yelling I LOST THE GAME in the middle of class.

Someone from class: I lost the game.
Me:*sigh* I lost the...hey I'm not even playing the game.
Others in class: You can't not be playing the game, because everytime you think of not playing the game you lose...just like how you can't win the game.
Me: wtf? why would you want to play a game you can't win? I personally only play games so that I can win.

Yay for blogging New Moon and Dan Bergstein's super cool predictions =].

What am I doing right now? what, you don't want to know? that can't be true...well i don't care because I will tell you any way...

I am on msn, bebo, facebook, AND blogger.com oh and re-reading part 23 of blogging new moon... how do i do all this at once? well it's all thanks to the wonderful 'tabs' at the top of my screen...

unfortunately i only discovered that this year...wait no i'm not THAT smart. hehe my friend showed me how to use it this year so yeah, been using it ever since.

My top 5 (or something like that)books to read at the moment:

1. Brigands MC by Robert Muchamore ( I have been waiting for this book since forever!)
2. Eclipse ( before blogging Eclipse comes up)
3. Eagle day; also by Robert Muchamore (haven't got round to reading it yet)
4.Cat in the Hat (no I was just joking, but since this is top 5, I needed a couple more)
5. Any interesting book I find in the library ( *gasp* yes I do go to the library)

Reading is probably one of the top 5 things that I want to do in the holidays...wait no that list includes Bungee Jumping, going to mars to communicate with martians

OMG that gives me an idea for random thought of the minute!

I should write a letter to the Prime Minister or the principal because the Prime Minister is waay too busy... no wait, I'm going off the subject again... what was I going to say... oh yeah I should write a letter to someone asking them to take us on a school trip to Mars ! and it would be SOOO fun and we would play charades with the Martians where the martians pretend to be Martians....oh wait that wouldn't work... but wait there's always a back up ! we could eat mars bars with the martians and then we could drink some coke and they could be our best friends...unless they try to attack us, like in the movie...

well, there goes another one of my ingenious (i can't spell- thanks ashley for helping) plans to have fun, spoiled by a movie???

Inspirational quote that WILL get you somewhere in life :

"When I get sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." Barney Stinson

Inspirational quote that WON'T get you anywhere in life:

'use your tabbed browser thing; it helps' - Spiffy

any way gtaa get cracking on that letter if we want to go to mars in the future

Monday, September 21, 2009

Bugs Bunny

Can anyone spell torture in 3 letters? Well believe it or not I can ! the answer? SST. For those of you who don't know what that stands for, it is Social Studies, and I swear it can be worse than hell sometimes, i.e. when you have a big essay on Parihaka due...i think it is safe to say that i will fail.... that gives me an idea:

Top 4 things that I will fail:
#1 French speech,
#2 English test,
#3 science test,
#4 maths test,

and my honourable mentions that sadly just stopped short of making the list are:
- the art research
- health peer pressure article
- social studies essay
- english Bend it Like Beckham essay...how the hell are we supposed to find the literary qualities of a MOVIE !

So anyway now that I have finished my rant over homework and tests it is time for another:

Random thought of the minute:
Bugs Bunny is the awesomest looney tunes charactor EVER ! but although I tried really, really hard I still don't get how he can have a carrot that seems to last forever... and I also don't get why he says 'What's up doc' for everything... But who cares about that stuff... Bugs Bunny Rox ur grey and white [extremely furry, carrot-loving] sox


By the way if there is any way of buying a Parihaka essay...can you PLEASE tell me... I should check trade me !! yeah that's what i'll do !

Wise saying for the day that will get you absolutely nowhere in life:
'Homework is pointless' -Spiffy

You will thank me someday- or not

Pineapples


so now that I know that it works its time for....

DA Da Dun [ashley u remember that thing I do on the keyboard don't you?]

RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE SECOND/MINUTE:

I just found out how pineapples are grown/ pineapple plants look like! See the hours I spent on farmville really payed off after all I mean how many people know that !?!

Believe it or not, that is an actual pineapple sticking up out of that plant...[am I the ONLY person who sees that in a wrong way?] wait no I don't want to twist your innocent *cough*cough* mind.

so that concludes my random thought of the second/minute !

Now with a sudden change of topic...I can't wait till the holidays...Everything is due this week *screams*, but after 4 days of extreme mental torture and minor harassment from my teachers I will have 2 glorious weeks of happiness before Term 4 and the much dreaded EXAMS!!!

People DO NOT DRIVE YOUR CAR TOMORROW it is international car free day so if you drive...i shall stalk you and um... ATTACK you so HA ! Let that be your final warning...

[By The Way please don't tell anyone that I will be going to school by car tomorrow =P]
and last but not least... i just noticed the time of the post is all wrong... i did not post this at 2 something AM, i mean seriously I have better things to do at that time... like maybe sleep
sleep sounds so good rite now so I can't be bothered typing anymore...And people all around the world who happen to be reading this sigh in relief...

Starter Post

ok so what do you do when you have the word 'random' in your blog title?

make a random post of course! this is just testing the blogger.com thing so don't read this if you know what is good for you...

By the way the reason I picked 'Spiffy' in case you are really nosy and want to know it is my Hamster name [i make no sense but who cares]

yay finished post number um...we'll call this 1/2


Wendy is a pro at being a pro !